drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via grandkanye)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via go-find-alice)

(Source: bitch-i-might-be-hannibal, via pantsareunwelcome)

bowlingforsoup:

school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river

(via thebuffetisopen)

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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(via thebuffetisopen)