caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

(Source: goatpolice, via ceanncara)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via take-a-seat-bitch)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via take-a-seat-bitch)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via toodopetoexist)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

(via take-a-seat-bitch)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via take-a-seat-bitch)

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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(via onemidgetless)